bvckyneedshugs:

tumblr and puns

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

plazticaaa:

letshaveagleeki:

TRUE LOVE

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Favourite pictures of Trafalgar Law

tonystarking:

Peggy Carter vs Sexism

cptsmallass:

'til the end of the line, pal

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish