tumblr and puns
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
*looks in a mirror* you again
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
Peggy Carter vs Sexism
'til the end of the line, pal
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish