tastefullyoffensive:

[stjredstorm]

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

crosswire:

Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.

been waiting for this for ages yo 

Years ago, the world shot down a boy’s flag. Years later, his little brother returns fire.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

soldiersboy:

bluestalking-fox:

#mutants are a metaphor

xmen

100% proven zodiac analyses
'aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

macbethoff:

The Cornetto Trilogy Sticker set is now available in RedBubble! :)

peoplesuck-sir:

jinglebean:

Accurate description of ponies

It gets even funnier when you realize that Robert Downey Jr. is also afraid of horses

transisted:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

Dean: Our future?
Crowley: PROFESSIONAL future.
Dean: ....
Crowley: ....
Dean: ....
Crowley: I'm not Cas. We aren't gonna stare lovingly into each other's eyes. Thought I should clarify.
carrotcakebanditdoodles:

legend